Dead Jed : Adventures of a Middle School Zombie

Scott Craven

August Ross (Narrator)

12-03-13

5hrs 42min

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12-03-13

5hrs 42min

Abridgement

Unabridged

Genre

Fiction/Horror

Description

Dead Jed is Shaun of the Dead meets Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Jed's not your typical middle school geek. He is, to use the politically correct term, cardiovascularly challenged. And while his parents have attempted to shield him from the implications of being different for as long as they could (Jed was eight and at a friend's sister's birthday party when he blew his lips off onto the cake in front of everyone, finally prompting the "big talk" from his parents and an emergency superglue repair by his dad), seventh grade at Pine Hollow Middle School as a target of Robbie the supreme school bully and his pack of moronic toadies is rapidly becoming unbearable.

From being stuffed in a filled trash can as "dead meat" and into a trophy case as the bully's "prize" to literally having his hand pulled off in the boys' room (Jed's always losing body parts—but with a good stapler and some duct tape, he's back in the action), Jed's had enough and is ready to plan his revenge. Besides, it's awesome what you can do when you're already dead.

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Language English
Release Day Dec 2, 2013
Release Date December 3, 2013
Number in Series 1
Series Display String The Dead Jed Series
Release Date Machine 1386028800
Imprint Blackstone Publishing
Provider Blackstone Publishing
Categories Children's Books, Growing Up & Facts of Life, Mystery & Suspense, Children/YA, Children 8-12, Fiction - All, Fiction - Child
Author Bio
Scott Craven

Scott Craven grew up in California and in 1979 became a proud graduate of Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. Since then he has worked as a sports reporter for the Colorado Springs Sun and a news reporter and travel writer for the Phoenix Gazette. He is currently a features writer for the Arizona Republic, where he’s been telling other people’s stories for more than twenty-five years.

Narrator Bio
August Ross

August Ross is a performer who enjoys listening to natural science and science fiction podcasts while washing the dishes at home.

Overview

Dead Jed is Shaun of the Dead meets Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Jed's not your typical middle school geek. He is, to use the politically correct term, cardiovascularly challenged. And while his parents have attempted to shield him from the implications of being different for as long as they could (Jed was eight and at a friend's sister's birthday party when he blew his lips off onto the cake in front of everyone, finally prompting the "big talk" from his parents and an emergency superglue repair by his dad), seventh grade at Pine Hollow Middle School as a target of Robbie the supreme school bully and his pack of moronic toadies is rapidly becoming unbearable.

From being stuffed in a filled trash can as "dead meat" and into a trophy case as the bully's "prize" to literally having his hand pulled off in the boys' room (Jed's always losing body parts—but with a good stapler and some duct tape, he's back in the action), Jed's had enough and is ready to plan his revenge. Besides, it's awesome what you can do when you're already dead.

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