The Day of the Donald : Trump Trumps America!

Andrew Shaffer

Tom Taylorson (Narrator)

06-28-16

6hrs 6min

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Nonfiction/Humor

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06-28-16

6hrs 6min

Abridgement

Unabridged

Genre

Nonfiction/Humor

Description

“A clever spoof that, depending on your politics, will make you laugh or cry—or send eerie shivers down your spine… The Day of the Donald perfectly channels Donald Trump’s voice, rhetoric, and ego.” Washington Post

Summer 2018. Two years into President Donald J. Trump’s first term in office, America has never been greater. The Even Greater Wall along the Mexican border is under construction, paid for by Mexico. Americans have more money in their pockets, thanks to lower taxes and the president’s creative money-raising strategies. Who else would have thought to pay for FEMA’s budget by suing the Catholic Church over property damage caused by acts of God? And while Trump’s detractors may call him a tyrant, the American people love bullies when the victim is Congress: every time they impeach the president, his approval rating skyrockets.

Ever conscious of his hugely important historical legacy, The Donald plucks disgraced tabloid reporter Jimmie Bernwood—the man responsible for publishing the infamous Ted Cruz sex tape—from the depths of anonymity to become his official biographer, giving him enviable access to the gold-plated White House and all of its secrets.

When Trump’s previous biographer turns up dead, Bernwood must do some real investigative reporting, get to the bottom of a long series of murders—and, if it’s absolutely unavoidable, save the country.

Praise

“A clever spoof that, depending on your politics, will make you laugh or cry—or send eerie shivers down your spine… The Day of the Donald perfectly channels Donald Trump’s voice, rhetoric, and ego.” Washington Post

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Language English
Release Day Jun 27, 2016
Release Date June 28, 2016
Release Date Machine 1467072000
Imprint Blackstone Publishing
Provider Blackstone Publishing
Categories Comedy & Humor, Literature & Fiction, Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Nonfiction - Adult, Nonfiction - All
Author Bio
Andrew Shaffer

Andrew Shaffer is the New York Times bestselling author of the essential survival guide How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters and the Goodreads Choice semifinalist Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, among other fiction and nonfiction books. His humor-writing spans multiple genres, including parody, horror, thriller, science fiction, romance, and nonfiction.

Narrator Bio
Tom Taylorson

Tom Taylorson is an Earphones Award–winning narrator and Chicago-based actor with over a decade of stage experience. In that time he also built a voice-over career and now primarily works as a voice actor. Tom is an adjunct faculty member at Columbia College Chicago, teaching voice-over for interactive media.

Overview

Summer 2018. Two years into President Donald J. Trump’s first term in office, America has never been greater. The Even Greater Wall along the Mexican border is under construction, paid for by Mexico. Americans have more money in their pockets, thanks to lower taxes and the president’s creative money-raising strategies. Who else would have thought to pay for FEMA’s budget by suing the Catholic Church over property damage caused by acts of God? And while Trump’s detractors may call him a tyrant, the American people love bullies when the victim is Congress: every time they impeach the president, his approval rating skyrockets.

Ever conscious of his hugely important historical legacy, The Donald plucks disgraced tabloid reporter Jimmie Bernwood—the man responsible for publishing the infamous Ted Cruz sex tape—from the depths of anonymity to become his official biographer, giving him enviable access to the gold-plated White House and all of its secrets.

When Trump’s previous biographer turns up dead, Bernwood must do some real investigative reporting, get to the bottom of a long series of murders—and, if it’s absolutely unavoidable, save the country.

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